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Authentic Jeff Hamilton CHINCHILLA Jacket With NBA Logos Done In CROCODILE. Absolutely Amazing. Lined In Heavy Bridal Satin With Silver Plated Snaps. Retail $14,000.00
You can pick it up on eBay right now for $6,999. Doing so would allow you to:
- Revel in its combination of chinchilla and crocodile.
- Flaunt its sheer gaudiness with pride.
- Rejoice in helping the economy.
- Use it as a blanket on a cold night (it's size XXL).
- Fend off other awkward animal combinations through pure awesome.
The jacket is being sold by Jackets For You, a company which gives a 20% discount to Arizona residents for "Their Enforcement Of Federal Immigration Laws." Jackets For You also penalizes those it doesn't like: "San Francisco & West Hollywood Clients & Liberal Democratic Politicians Get A 20% Surcharge For Being Anti American, & To Cover Our Arizona Discounts." I'd bet the newest proposed Arizona law's unconstitutionality doesn't bother Jackets For You one damn bit.
Man, all those San Franciscans and Democratic politicians are probably clamoring for that jacket, too.
ReplyDeleteSide note: PETA probably doesn't like this jacket very much. Be weary of hippies with red paint.
I'm sorry, but even PETA should love this jacket. It's not like the skins were taken from live animals. They were dead first. That sounds ethical to me! ;-)
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