Monday, June 27, 2011

Can y'all shut up for a second

Shut up.

Seriously. Shut up. You are ruining basketball for me.

Here is how: LeBron James. Clutch. Kobe. Dirk. Jordan.

And guess what? Every single argument you even dare to consider in that tiny little pea brain of yours, stuck in its paleolithic search for gratification, has been fought and won by the other side. No matter what side you take. You can argue until you are Oklahoma City Thunder blue in the face but you are dead wrong. Your heroes have their antecedents, who were also heroes. Learn your history.

Don't tell me that 6 for 24 is Finals MVP worthy. Don't tell me that 5 rings vs. none is an argument. Don't tell me the dunk contest isn't fixed.

Don't tell me this isn't the prisoner's dilemma + professional wrestling.

You're wrong. Get over it.

And just so you know, there's a difference between having a post game and taking advantage of having a post game. You don't have to believe or parrot everything you read.

1 comment:

  1. http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/post/_/id/30775/kobe-bryant-vs-crunch-time-statistics-a-debate

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